The Adventures of Flat Jake: Part the Second (In Which Flat Jake Announces His Plans for World Domination Over the Internets)

When last we met Flat Jake, he was fighting Evil Tiny Spies and Attacking Arms in the Hidden Library. Well, not too many days later, he overtook a Poor Innocent Man (one who probably even had children!) to announce to the world his intentions. His intentions to rule over the Non-Flats of the world and to bring the Flats into power. Our fearless camerawoman stepped in to document (but didn't help the Poor Innocent Man).

Before Flat Jake could make his announcement to the world, he had to get directions on how to use the microphone.


And then he made his announcement. "Flat People of the world, lend me your flat ears! Today marks a new day for our people. A Flat Day. That's right: from here on out, the World will be Flat."


Perhaps soon our Flat Jake will have a Flat Companion in his travels...

The Adventures of Flat Jake: Part the First (The Hidden Library of Spies)

One of my goals today is to make Flat Annie (on paper, not like squishing her or anything). In the meantime, our Flat Jake has gone on two adventures so far...

First there was the Hidden Library of Spies, at a secret location. In this Adventure, Flat Jake first had to steal a Bright Yellow SUV...

...then attack a Young Spy, who was in disguise as a Little Sister...

After the Attack of the Young Spy, he hid with Non-Flat Jake in the Chimney of Death. Notice how unafraid they are. So brave. Also notice their Secret Companion, a Young Girl who refused to show her face on camera. Weird that she's dressed like that Young Spy.

Fortunately, Flat Jake and Non-Flat Jake were well-hidden from the Attacking Hands that came through the door.


Coming soon: Flat Jake's Adventures Continue...