Warm Liquid Crack

Oh, that title sounds kinda gross, huh? Here's what it means: I stopped by the new beautiful Starbucks this morning on my way home from taking Jake to school. The people working there were handing out WARM LIQUID CRACK in pretty cups with holders to keep from burning your hands. The people were peppy and happy to see me (probably because they drink crack in the mornings...). The drive thru was perfect, with only two cars in front of me.

Annie and I now have a ritual: each Friday morning, we stop at Starbucks for more (decaf) crack.