Oh, THAT'S what friends are for??

So tonight after dinner, Jake advanced on me with hands outstretched.

"Mom, do you know what a Wet Willie is?"

"Ummm...yes."

"Do you want me to do one to you?"

"Ummm...no."

"Well, Luke B. taught me how to do it."

Okay, Luke B.'s mom. You know who you are. Don't be surprised when your son offers to give you a wedgie tomorrow...