Once upon a time, a little girl named Annie decided she was going to run away. "I am going to run away," she told her brother.
"If you run away," said her brother Jake, "you must follow me, for you are my little sister."
"If you make me follow you, I will jump in Papa's golf cart and drive away," said Annie.
"If you jump in Papa's golf cart and drive away," said Jake, "I will catch you and have Granny give you a bath."
"Ah, shucks," said Annie. "I might just as well stay home." And so she did.
"Have an Oreo," said Jake.
"If you run away," said her brother Jake, "you must follow me, for you are my little sister."
"If you make me follow you, I will jump in Papa's golf cart and drive away," said Annie.
"If you jump in Papa's golf cart and drive away," said Jake, "I will catch you and have Granny give you a bath."
"Ah, shucks," said Annie. "I might just as well stay home." And so she did.
"Have an Oreo," said Jake.
2 Comments:
You are so funny, can you think of some funny stuff for me so I can put it on my blog??
Love it! See you are funny and you should write your own childrens books!
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