Plumber's Crack

My pants keep falling down. Every time I sit, stand, or breathe, my pants slide down a little more. This could almost make me feel really good about my "pants being too big." Until I realize they fall down because the "pregnant pouch" in my jeans just can't handle or cover my huge belly.

Any day now, Annie Mae. I'm ready to wear my non-pouch, non-sliding down below my belly pants...