Urban Dictionary defines "snark" in this way:
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This morning Jake gave me a big hug and said, "You are the best mom ever!" I said thank you and was all giddy like a schoolgirl (or a schoolmarm, as it were).
At the time, Annie was playing in her room. I walked in to put clothes away and this is the conversation we had (get ready for the definition):
Annie: "What did Jakey say?"
Best Mom Ever: "He told me I'm the best mom ever. What do you think of that?"
(Long pause.)
Annie: "Not quite."
WTF-est Mom Ever: "Um, really? Who do you think is the best mom ever?"
Annie: "Nancy is."
Deflated-est Mom Ever: "Yeah, ok. I guess she is."
Have I ever mentioned the middle name I've changed on Annie's birth certificate?
Annabelle Snarkzilla Quigley
| 1. | snark |
| noun Combination of "snide" and "remark". Sarcastic comment(s). Also snarky (adj.) and snarkily (adv.) |
Want an example?
This morning Jake gave me a big hug and said, "You are the best mom ever!" I said thank you and was all giddy like a schoolgirl (or a schoolmarm, as it were).
At the time, Annie was playing in her room. I walked in to put clothes away and this is the conversation we had (get ready for the definition):
Annie: "What did Jakey say?"
Best Mom Ever: "He told me I'm the best mom ever. What do you think of that?"
(Long pause.)
Annie: "Not quite."
WTF-est Mom Ever: "Um, really? Who do you think is the best mom ever?"
Annie: "Nancy is."
Deflated-est Mom Ever: "Yeah, ok. I guess she is."
Have I ever mentioned the middle name I've changed on Annie's birth certificate?
Annabelle Snarkzilla Quigley
2 Comments:
Didn't I ever tell you the story of M telling me that "Aunt Rie" was the best mom ever? He was about 4. Made me feel so great....
well, since I am Nancy, I think Annie is just about the smartest, most observant child ever!!
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