Toddler Jokes

You know how 7-year-olds tell the worst jokes ever? (If you don't know, they do.) Well, guess what happens when a 2-year-old does everything her 7-year-old big brother does? She tells the part of the bad joke that she remembers...then she makes up the rest with what she knows of the world.

Joke 1 from Annie:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
...eat it.

Joke 2 from Annie:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
...eat it too.

Joke 3 from Annie:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Me.
...Me who?
Ummm...eat me.