Warnings in my Inbox

I just checked my e-mail and found this subject from a friend: WARNING! WARNING!

Now this friend is my Coupon Queen, so I thought that either a) she was passing along one of those false e-mail virus warnings (unlikely), or b) there was something wrong with one of my rebate forms.

Instead I found this e-mail that has kept me laughing for ten minutes:

Be on the lookout for a cute 6 year old boy. He goes by the name of
Matthew. He spent the morning drive to school plotting how he could
convince someone's mom to drive him to playgroup. His main plan was to
find the mother of Jake or Nick or Brooks or Luke or Wesley/William and
ask/beg for a ride and "to look cute". Or ask if his Nana & Papa
can
follow to Brooks' house.

Be careful: he is bright, logical, and secretly sneaky.

He is not armed with any physical weapons.... but mentally he might be
dangerous.

If you are attacked, just simply repeat: "Your mom said NO."

This is your warning.

Good luck,

Matthew's mom

What I love about Jake and his friends is that they are all adorably dangerous. Our future is in their hands. Be ready.