Jake came in from playing outside with this announcement,
"I want a new name. I'm bored with the name Jake."
"Okay. What do you want your new name to be?"
"Not Birdman because I don't know Bird Language."
He stopped to consider the possibilities, then said,
"How about Monkey Man? No, I have too many weapons to be Monkey Man."
And finally he decided,
"I should be called Optimus Prime."
"Okay, so should I start calling you Optimus Prime?"
"No, from now on, I'm Hot Shot."
He later decided "Hot Shot" was just a name for a toy, so he didn't want to be that. He's been thinking about it all afternoon and has yet to decide on his new name, so for now, please just continue to refer to him as "Jake."
Or "Sir" will probably work, too.
"I want a new name. I'm bored with the name Jake."
"Okay. What do you want your new name to be?"
"Not Birdman because I don't know Bird Language."
He stopped to consider the possibilities, then said,
"How about Monkey Man? No, I have too many weapons to be Monkey Man."
And finally he decided,
"I should be called Optimus Prime."
"Okay, so should I start calling you Optimus Prime?"
"No, from now on, I'm Hot Shot."
He later decided "Hot Shot" was just a name for a toy, so he didn't want to be that. He's been thinking about it all afternoon and has yet to decide on his new name, so for now, please just continue to refer to him as "Jake."
Or "Sir" will probably work, too.
2 Comments:
How about "Inigo Montoya". It would be handy should Ike ever fall victum to a six fingered man.
I think Jake is going to be a writer when he grows up....he has the most creative little mind!
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